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Funny things your students say

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Re: Funny things your students say

Postby Ermintrude » 25 Nov 2014, 23:53

'I try to incorporate Gardner's theory of multiple intelligences into materials design.'
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Re: Funny things your students say

Postby Hokwongwei » 26 Nov 2014, 07:51

Ducked wrote:Student wrote

"My breasts have milk and bread"

IIRC she was answering the question "What do you normally have for breakfast?"


I'm trying and fortunately failing to picture this. But uh, different strokes for different folks, I guess.
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Re: Funny things your students say

Postby Chris » 26 Nov 2014, 22:29

"She has good oral skills."
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Re: Funny things your students say

Postby Ducked » 05 Dec 2014, 09:47

Hokwongwei wrote:
Ducked wrote:Student wrote

"My breasts have milk and bread"

IIRC she was answering the question "What do you normally have for breakfast?"


I'm trying and fortunately failing to picture this. But uh, different strokes for different folks, I guess.


Could have been worse. Could have been "toast".

I hate that.
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Re: Funny things your students say

Postby Ducked » 05 Dec 2014, 09:53

"I like cock, because cock often make an impression of refreshing people and makes me feel cool."

She didn't learn that from me. :ohreally:
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Re: Funny things your students say

Postby Novaspes » 05 Dec 2014, 10:04

Not about a student, but I had to review a paper which insistently and repeatedly claimed their device granted the authors "an exceptionally high cunt rate".
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Re: Funny things your students say

Postby Ducked » 05 Dec 2014, 10:12

Novaspes wrote:Not about a student, but I had to review a paper which insistently and repeatedly claimed their device granted the authors "an exceptionally high cunt rate".


Thinks: Would an exceptionally high cunt give a tall foreigner a selective advantage?

Are we off-topic yet?
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Re: Funny things your students say

Postby Ermintrude » 05 Dec 2014, 10:16

'She only uses that word when it's Scottish for amigo. Or to punctuate a sentence when deflatin' my wee ego.'

What manner of device, Nova?
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Re: Funny things your students say

Postby Ducked » 05 Dec 2014, 10:22

Bets its something boring like a geiger/scintillation counter. (Go'in for Geek here)
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Re: Funny things your students say

Postby Ducked » 05 Dec 2014, 10:44

Ermintrude wrote:'She only uses that word when it's Scottish for amigo. Or to punctuate a sentence when deflatin' my wee ego.'



Or in tactical briefing, when on night reconnaissance we go
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