Dear Human Rights Activists:
Thanks so much for marching in the thousands and burning your passports to help defend Saddam against evil imperialist forces!
I would like to thank all of you for showing equal bravery in standing up to Russian aggression against Ukraine! Your consistent moral stances are a true and fitting example of the moral philosophy that underpins your actions!!!! Congratulations!!!!
My only concern is to find out: when is the next march? passport burning? sit in? peace protest?
Rest assured, I will sign up for any and all... So? When is it? Where are they?