I saw a girl in 7-11 last night with this on her shirt in English:

"His penis was as hard as a sword."

Reminds me of the fishwife I saw with the t-shirt, "Fuck me, whip me, beat me, come on me like the dirty slut I am, and then get the fuck out!"

Or, the demure looking housewife with a shirt that read, "A woman needs four kinds of animal in the house. A Jaguar in the garage, a mink in the closet, a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass to pay for everything."



Would you buy and wear a shirt with writing on it in a language you couldn't understand and had no idea what it meant?

my first year university student yesterday wore:

"i wish my boyfriend was as dirty as his motorcycle."

good chance to explain double entendre ...

Saw a Taiwanese show with a woman wearing one that said, "Stop looking at my tits you creep." On TV.

Have an elementary class in Korea and this 12-year old girl wears a shirt with a moose on it saying something to the effect of being horny. Hard for me to comment on that one or bring it up at school.

Crossover thread below.

http://forumosa.com/taiwan/viewtopic.ph ... rts#184339

I saw an old Taiwanese woman wearing a T-shirt with Spread Me written on it. It had a picture of bread about to be buttered but still....
I saw a young girl wearing a T-shirt that said "No parking except for Dad".

I found it more shocking when I saw someone casually wearing a bright T-shirt listing local (in this case Why and a 1/2) shop specials written in correct English on the front and on the back.

shy little 11yo in my english class--why should i die because you didn't want to use a condom

A girl with "Spread Beaver - showing the vaginal area"

I was laughing so hard.

And twice as pointy!

my favorite...."how babies that were raped, asked for it?"

that's gotta be the sickest one by far

It is nice to know it is not just me. I've seen a middle-aged woman with a "Fart Machine" t-shirt on, and just the other day an old man with a cane, wearing a "Dead Head" shirt, featuring two Grateful-Dead-ish skeletons engaging in oral sex.